Which would be more fun at a child's birthday party: A clown or a wood chipper?
Responses:
Ted Johnson
The new Yamaha D-700 Clown Chipper DX.
Milkman Dan
With overdrive?
Ted Johnson
Of course with the overdrive options.
VeryImpotent
I dunno. Even on overdrive, those big shoes tend to jam a Yamaha.
Plus, the Yamaha is dedigned to project the mulch down into a container, as opposed to up and out for maximum summer fun for the kiddies. I respect the hell out of the Yamaha for my own personal clown disposal purposes, but it's just not the right tool for the job in question.
I guess my qeustion should be: How do you slaughter a clown in order to achieve maximum entertainment value for children betweem ages 5 and 7? (If they were older, I would just distribute cutlery and give the clown a 30 second head start.)
Milkman Dan
Milk truck drive by?
Ted Johnson
Seriously, though, we actually like the bagger, because we tend to make pinatas out of them.