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The Topic: Did you miss me?

Mackinaw Joe
Did you long for my witticisms?

I have been in the Dakotas, for some god-awful reason I cannot bring myself to share.

Responses:
Bender
Well, we can't bring ourselves to care, so we'll call it even.
Mackinaw Joe
Is that because it's me or the Dakotas? If it is the former, you can kiss my rosy red ass, ya tin can.

By the by, Bacon STILL isn't funny. It must be axed, or at least finally made into a delicious meal.
Crow T. Robot
A wise man once said that which we find in bacon is often a reflection on ourselves.
Tom Servo
A stupid wise man, maybe.

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