man...

BlindCheetah

now you have an askee which represents life's rich tapestry? you really
are trying to drive me insane, aren't you?

Responses:

Tom Servo

We aren't intentionally trying to cause irreparable damage, but if you fail this roll against your character's Sanity attribute you will lose 1d10 sanity points!

Crow T. Robot

Servo, didn't we take away your Call of Cthulhu role-playing game some time ago?

Tom Servo

Nope, I went and got it out of the trash! So here we go, and the roll is...

Polyhedron

Tom Servo

Ooh, that's gotta hurt! You failed the roll!

Crow T. Robot

Servo, could you please put that away? No-one cares.

Tom Servo

Right, now let's see about the sanity point loss...

Polyhedron

Tom Servo

Well, there you go! You just suffered a 7-point sanity loss from seeing a tapestry made from Cthulhu's armpit hair. You got lucky...

Cthulhu

*zzzzzzz* *unghhh*

BlindCheetah

guys, i'm already in the negative numbers on my sanity count. i just try to convince myself i have some left. you're not helping. stop it.

Crow T. Robot

Now see what you've done.

Tom Servo

Yeah, it's kind of funny. Don't you think?

Crow T. Robot

Well, yeah, I guess so.

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