Squid Head from Return of the Jedi and Cthulhu-any relation?
Like some sort of bastard cousin type thing?
Like some sort of bastard cousin type thing?
The Topic: Tentacle-faced Freaks
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Look at that lazy slob, always sleeping in front of the TV.
zzzzzzzzz
Does it matter to you that I'm on the honor roll, huh Dad?
zzzzzzzz
I'm going to college soon, I could use some help deciding where to go, but will I get any guidance from you? NO!
Do you even care that I'm alive? Ever since I was a baby you've been sleeping on that god-damn couch, drooling and mumbling about destroying the universe.
I just want a normal dad, someone I could play catch with in the back yard, not some ancient god of annihilation. You never think about me, do you know how that makes me feel? How insignificant I think I am? If it wasn't for the New Republic, I wouldn't have a purpose at all.
zzzzzzzz
What does a kid have to do to get noticed around here! Do you want me to destroy, like you, Dad?
I led an attack on the Death Star. Tens of thousands, maybe even hundreds of thosands died, is that good enough for you, huh?
zzzz *snort* zzzz
AUGH! You aren't my father. I hate you, I hate you!
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