The Topic: The true meaning...

Pants

Aren't we missing the real meaning of Valentine's day?... Dehydrated meats!

Bender

Buddy, it's smoked meats.

While still technically dehydrated to some extent, they're still referred to as smoked.

Bender

Moron.

Bender

And hey, that reminds me of another bone I've been meaning to pick.

I just saw a tagline appear on this site that says "We love you"...

Bender

...and I have no memory of loving any of you, so all you meatbags out there shouldn't start getting any warm fuzzy feelings thinking that someone here cares about you.

Bender

After all, this site is run by motherfucking robots.

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