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It's not me.

Togrim
I have this friend, we'll call him, say, "Mirgot," who has just confessed to me that he has a crush on Buttercup. Am I right in assuming that he's deeply disturbed?
Um, this isn't about me. Really.

Responses:
The Dread Pirate Westley
Which Buttercup do you mean?
For if it is one Buttercup then you will surely perish by my blade. If it is another, you're simply a freak who gets off on drawings of pre-schoolers.
The Dread Pirate Westley
That is, of course, to say, your friend.
Togrim
Of course it's my friend! And I- I mean, HE, was referring to the Powerpuff Buttercup.

And might I add, that is one fruity-ass costume. Do you actually wear that in public?
The Dread Pirate Westley
Of course. It's terribly comfortable. I think that in future everyone will be wearing fruity-ass costumes.
Seven of Nine
Tell me about it.

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