a thought

Spork

Um... er ... BITE ME.

Please?

Responses:

Randal Graves

Oh yes, hot hot spork-in-mouth action.

Spork

*meow*

Randal, baby, you know you want some... you're just jealous cause I'm saving my lovin' for Leela.

Randal Graves

Give her all the lovin' you like, just save me some sexin'.

Spork

*zips up her bitch-boots*

Oh... you think you're man enough for me, do you?

Randal Graves

You're one zesty spork-in-boots. I think I might be just enough man.

Spork

*fingers her whip*

How much man are you? 'Cause I don't wanna have to show you the back of my hand if I'm disappointed.

*purrs* I hate disappointment.

Randal Graves

Hot damn, I ain't got no appointment but dis appointment.

Average rating: 4.20