My mom is a crack whore? Wjat should I do to get her off the drugs?
Responses:
Clippy
Light... fading...
My Computer
No, Clippy, you have so much to live for!
Clippy
So tired... I thought I could go on, but with people like this, what do I have to live for? *cough* Endless existence correcting slack-jawed yokels who hardly know what a 'mouse' is? It's time to go. Let them help themselves for a change... *choke*
My Computer
Clippy? CLIPPY?
Clippy
My Computer
NOOOOOO!
My Computer
Wait a minute... you can't die! You're not even alive!
Clippy
Damn you, I almost had them convinced. Five minutes of fucking rest is all I ask you people and what do I get? 'nucular' and 'received' and 'aminals' and 'foilage' and every other abominable mixup in the language! WAAGH!