Is there some kind of backstage intrigue going on at the Conversatron? It seems like some of you have MAJOR issues with each other. Are you happy in your work? Is the management treating you well? Let me know if I can be of any assistance with labor-related matters.
Responses:
Bender
Yeah, you can be of assistance. We need this piano moved up to the top floor of the web page.
Leela
Why would we want a piano way up there?
Bender
It's pretty hard to kill someone with a falling piano when the piano is on the ground floor.
