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The Topic: Montain Dew

Deathpants
How many cans can I safely consume before taking any serious damage?

Responses:
Dr. Zoidberg
Ahhh, here's the problem! You're not supposed to consume the cans, you're supposed to drink the contents of the cans.
Dr. Zoidberg
Who would have guessed?
Deathpants
Ok... so...umm... can someone call me a paramedic?
Bart Simpson
OK, you're a paramedic!

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