Ok, in a battle between the duos of Sam 'N Max and Jay 'N Bob, with no weapons allowed other than simple wooden blugeons shaped like trout, who would emerge victorious?
SamNMax VS JayNBob
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Why don't we find out? Since this is both of their first night at Fight Club, they HAVE TO FIGHT!
Man, we'd kick their ass n' shit, ya know. Except I'd have to do all the fighting, this big fat crybaby would just be standing there while I was doin all the work. I mean, what the hell is that Max thing anyway? A Bunny or some such shit. Man....
Damn Straight, Silent Bob
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Be careful. That's one angry bunny!
So the bitch is a bunny. Shit man, I was worried for a second that he was one of those weird kinky condoms with the shit on the end... what the hell are those called...
A french tickler
Should I inflict 3rd degree lacerations with my razor sharp choppers, Sam?
I don't think so Max. The drugs in their bloodstream would make you jittery for a week.
By which I mean, more jittery than normal. Besides, I don't think your insisors count as 'simple wooden blugeons' anyway. I'll just mow them down with my uzi instead.
How do you know that, bitch? Shit.. it's not like you ever get any, ya kinky asshole.
ya know what, Bob? This big brown guy reminds me of that big pile of shit that we had to take down, he's the same color and shit. Smells the same too. Still have that fucking spray shit on ya, you big fag?
THAT DOES IT.
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Thump. Shit.
Wow.
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