funnies

naughty

what's brown and sounds like a bell?

Bender

A stick.

Fry

Hey Bender, what's brown and sticky?

Bender

Dung?

Professor Farnsworth

It looks like Bender's punchlineospinktagazoink is out of whack. He's turning those jokes into damn fool jibba-jabba.

Fry

Uh, are you OK professor?

Professor Farnsworth

Oh my, yes.
I just watched some Mr. T reruns on the ultra-classic channel. I love that guy.

naughty

What's brown and sticky?
Mr. T.

Mr. T

Shut it!

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