The Pets.com Puppet-Dog-Thing

CoolJets

Wait a second. That guy ruled!! Lets all honor a moment of silence for his poor, poor demise. :(

The Pets.com Puppet-Dog-Thing

But I'm not dead!

Lord Amazorn

Oh, come on.

The Pets.com Puppet-Dog-Thing

I'm waiting for a call from a Venture Capitalist!

Lord Amazorn

You're not fooling anybody.

The Pets.com Puppet-Dog-Thing

I feel happy!

And yes, I'm ripping off Monty Python! Because it's the only work I can get! I need to be loved! Help me! Please!

Love me! *sob!*

Heavy Machinegun Fire

*blam* *blam* *blam*

Colonel

What a senseless waste of cotton socks.

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