The Onion

Nimitz

I saw a post called "The Onion". Where'd it go?

Responses:

Agent Smith

There was no post.

Neo

And if there was, it probably wasn't funny anyways.

Morpheus

A missing post is a... glitch in The Conversatron.

Trinity

Or sometimes it's just an askee misreading the post and then deleting the thread to cover his ass.

Neo

I'd call that a glitch.

Trinity

And that time you nearly shot me in the arm?

Neo

Um... yeah, glitch.

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