Tell me this: if the morons planning to vote for Bush are so concerned about the "character issue," why don't they vote for someone like Buchanan or Keyes? I mean, Keyes is much more entertaining, a better speaker, and - get this - NOT A MORON. That, and he's probably never been a crackhead or an alcoholic.
Responses:
Alan Keyes
Plus, I'm darned handsome!
erlik
Go Alan, it's your birthday, go Alan!
Zorak
Please! They're all MORONS! Anyone smart enough not to be a moron would never run for President, because they wouldn't want the job.
