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Can anyone give me directions towards the briefing room in the Alpha Center?

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Seven of Nine

Curious.
The Alpha Center will not be added to Voyager for 3 more years.
I suspect a temporal incursion is in progress.

Colonel

May I see your identification first, please?

Ewan McGregor

You don't need to see his identification.

Colonel

Right then. Go down the hall, last door on the left. That's the men's washroom. Unscrew the ventilation faceplate, and climb into the air duct. Replace the faceplate.

Colonel

Crawl forward until you come upon a larger duct sloping upward. Crawl up it, and take the first right. From this vent, you'll have a magnificent view of the senior officer women's locker room.

Colonel

Wait, where did you want to get to again?

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