What's...

Hickery

brown and sticky?

Captain Obvious

A stick.

Hickery

NO! That's not how you answer it. You're supposed to say "A brown Stick"

Follow UP: What's Green and Spongy?

Captain Obvious

A sponge. Sorry about the mix up from before, ma'am.

Hickery

It's A GREEN SPONGE! Damn it! You'll never learn! To hell with you!

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