The Topic: Suggestion...
You should have a murder mystery thing going on here to make things interesting again. Here, I'll start it off...
::Turns off lights. A gunshot is fired in the darkness::
::Turns lights back on::
Ah, jeez, whadda ya know. M.U.L.E. is laying in a bloody heap on the floor. Too bad...
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Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau
But nue! Eet looks lack he sleeped on de carcass of De Sack and feel down.
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Boot hew wood went to shoot an eenocent Sack?
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Unlees de Sack es net so eenocent...
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Hmm, wood soomone pleeze help that pur Moole ghet up? Eet's sleeping on the blood.
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Thet's ehrieet, I said sleeping! Sleeping! Are eew deft?
The Moole is sleeping!
Geh, what, huh? What the hell did that guy just say?
That's odd, I'm sure I wasn't resting back then. Had a bit of a spill, but I've been conscious the entire time.
Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau
No, not resteng...sleeping on the blood.
Is this guy making sense to anyone else?
Hmmmm, let this be a lesson to those who fill out the little cards to put in the suggestions box. You get SHOT AT.
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