There's this guy in my Japanese class...he's the biggest nerd I've ever seen. He's 19 or so and he's obscessed with Pokemon. After class he won't shut the hell up! I guess he thinks I'm interested in this shit. I keep telling him I've got to go, but he won't stop talking about his new Pokemon deck or whatever. Jesus. I'm married, he knows it, and I really don't think he has the self esteem to even try to hit on me. I'm a sucker, I don't want to be mean to him, even if he is an annoying bastard, he means well. How can I get him to leave me the hell alone? I'm really sick of listening to him.
Responses:
Gila Mobster
Mayees I should have a talk wit' dis guy? *wink* *wink*
Gila Mobster
You said he likes da Pokemon, maybe I moves in with him for a few months, we see how much he likes dem then.
Gila Mobster
Or maybes I just breaks his face.
Mazoku
Well, I did say *I* didn't want to be mean to him, you, on the other hand, that would be perfect.
It'd be worth it to not have to hear about his 'Team Rocket' deck. I didn't think people this pathetic even existed.
Gila Mobster
Heh. Tells you what, maybes you gives me his address, and he gets himself a special message from yous truly telling him to knocks it off.
Gila Mobster
Then if yous still havin' troubles, I breaks his face. Heh. "Team Rocket deck," listen ta dis guy.
Gila Mobster
I shows him my "brass knuckles deck," we see how he likes that.
