My small, yet humble fishing villiage is being attacked by rougly three and a half evil bandits who want the gold we have buried underneath our tiny little huts! Batman, WMAC Ninjas, Lester, Karen, anyone! please save us! They're poking us with sharp sticks even as I beg for mercy! And they're EATING BACON!
Responses:
WMAC Ninjas
Perhaps he doesn't understand what side we're on.
Batman
Is your village in Gotham? No. I'm afraid I do strictly in-house contracting.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
I'm not very good at fighting, but I can set up a mean line of code for you. And I don't know where Lester is, maybe off using physics to pick up chicks
Stephen Hawking
You can do that? Hot damn, daddy is getting some action tonight.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
But if you have a problem, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
The A-Team
Heavy Machinegun Fire
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
A-Team
Dum, ta dum dum, dum dum dum. Da da de dum, dum te dum dum dum. Bum bum.
Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith
There is a poor village in need of our help. I say we go in thru the bandit's front gates, and blow 'em outta the water.
Mr. T
Fo', you always wanna go thru the front door, and you always get my van shot up.
Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith
That's the beauty of the plan. But first we have to get to this remote village
Mr. T
I ain't gettin in no plane!
Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith
Of course not, B.A., I was figuring we could just drive there. But it's gonna be hot, here's a canteen.
Mr. T
I'm gonna keep an eye on you, always trying to trick me. I pity the fo' who try to get me in a plane. A little water would be good, though.
