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Britney Spears is marrying a member of N'Sync. I bet their children will have hoofs.

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Twelve Year-old Girls Everywhere
No! That just can't be true!

It's not true!
Special Agent Fox Mulder
Is Britney even old enough to get married?
Isn't she like 16 or something?
Twelve Year-old Girls Everywhere
*sigh*

Her birthday is December 2, 1981 so she's 18 1/2, stupid. She's 5'5", her favorite food is pizza and her favorite drink is Sprite.

Twelve Year-old Girls Everywhere
But she's not nearly good enough for any of the guys in N'Sync!

And it doesn't matter because that's just a rumor and it's not true!

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