you are my GOD. Let me give you pleasure like you have never felt before!
Bacon...
Responses:
If I didn't know any better I'd think you were just flirting in an attempt to curry favor with a popular humor site.
You do know better you dumb, fatty lug.
I'm so lonley
Bacon! TAKE ME NOW!
If you believe what you see on the web, you're already taken.
The last thing I need is an angry DeadMoose in my inbox.
The last thing I need is an angry DeadMoose in my inbox.
Ahh, details, details! Oooh! She seems to live in Pleasanton, CA. You should come with me to the Bay Area next time, Bacon!
...Bacon...I'm waiting.
Ok I'll make you a deal.
Email your address and phone number and I'll drive down in March to make sweet passionate love to you. I'll even bring some wine. Do you prefer cheap or expensive?
Email your address and phone number and I'll drive down in March to make sweet passionate love to you. I'll even bring some wine. Do you prefer cheap or expensive?
Or write "sex with bacon" on a 3x5 card and mail it to:
Sex with Bacon
14150 NE 20th ST #500
Bellevue WA 98005
Sex with Bacon
14150 NE 20th ST #500
Bellevue WA 98005
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