The tiolets here at work have that auto-flush feature after you are done doing your business. But why does the the thing incessantly flush while I am sitting there doing my business?
Responses:
Ren Höek
Maybe you don't actually exist. I hear those things use soul detectors to work, you know. So you're probably just a soulless automataton. Sad, really.
Stimpson J. Cat
Duhhh...Ren, that wasn't very nice!
Ren Höek
Stimpson, we should not shield them from the truth.
