"Donde esta mes pantalones" "Que Diablo." ¿Que tipo de español es eso?! No tiene sentido ni en español ni ingles... "mes" es el palabra por "month" en ingles, y "Que Diablo" significa "What Devil." ¿Que es eso?
O, si... me olvidé. Lester, te queiro. Voy a tenerte en alma y cuerpo. Como un tigre, voy a comerte, voy a comer las piernas, el cuello, los.. dedos. Vengate ahora mi hombre querido.
Responses:
Lester Knight Chaykin
Holy shit! Uh, I mean, "¡Santa mierda!"
Lester Knight Chaykin
Well hey, Berkeley isn't that far away...
Bitter Hearts
Damnit man, have you learned nothing? She's just toying with you, you big sap!
Lester Knight Chaykin
But but... she's going to "eat my neck!"
Bitter Hearts
Look, let us explain how this works. The women who come here and "flirt with you" don't actually see you as a real person. You're just an interesting toy with big, obvious buttons they can push to get a reaction.
Buzz Lightyear
Like me!
Lester Knight Chaykin
But...
Bitter Hearts
Lester, you're like psychology's "visible man". You know, the little clear plastic man you can see all the organs in?
Lester Knight Chaykin
Yeah, I used to have one of those. I had the pregnant woman one too for some reason, it was all freaky seeing this baby wedged in there.
Bitter Hearts
You're getting side-tracked. The point is, you're visible and predictable, and people take advantage of that to get reactions out of you.
Lester Knight Chaykin
Well HA! No more! From now on, nobody will be able to guess what I'm going to do next! I'm the wind, baby!
Bitter Hearts
Aren't you late for work?
Lester Knight Chaykin
Shit! I'd better go!
Bitter Hearts
Bitter Hearts
What will we do about that guy?
Lime
Yo tengo una idea....
Lester Knight Chaykin
What? What's your idea? Tell me!
Lime
Antes de eso, tienes que coger... yo o Vegitarian. No puedo estar con alguien que no tiene respecto para mi... o, permitame decir, mis talentos de la lengua....
Lester Knight Chaykin
Vegitarian and her wacky German are nothing to me, my little tart fruit! Y si, tengo respecto para tus talentos de lengua... en tu boca y mina!
Lime
Pues.. eso se va... venga aquí... permiteme darte un susurrito...
Lester Knight Chaykin
Sounds delectable... Wait, I don't know where you live!
Bitter Hearts
Well, we tried to warn you, but no, here you are, you've found your way all the way through to the bitter conclusion.
