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The Topic: Boring Website

snicker
Fewer posts means less work for everybody. Why would anyone complain?

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Dilbert
Because people want a distraction from their shallow, pointless lives. Every day, they go to work and accomplish essentially nothing, and they don't want to face the facts that if they don't change, the Earth would have been better without them.
Dilbert
One less person polluting, one less person consuming scarce resources, one less person who has contributed nothing to those around him.
Dilbert
So people turn to laughter to block out the pain of their meaningless existence, to act as a stop-gap for a life they cannot justify. And yet the buried anxieties, self-doubt, and fears mount up beneath the surface.
Dogbert
Someone get shot down again?
Dilbert
Maybe.

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