you guys always complain about shitty questions, so why don't you tell us what kind of questions you are looking for to be entertained?
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Tom Servo
Woooo! I love it! This objective of this site has somehow shifted so that now we're the ones that come here to be entertained, not the other way around.
Mom
Here's a guide to a good topic: Pretend that you were to meet a bunch of us Askees in real life. Say, at a cookie party, or other social occasion. What would you want to talk about? It probably wouldn't be "I want a gold star on my thread" or, "The Forum sure sucks!"