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The Topic: Rage

Weepingsore
I am having Serious-Ass bad mood problems. All I want to do is decapitate, mutilate, and cannibalize. What in fuck's name can get me out of this mood?

Responses:
Tigger
Look's to me like you should do some decapitating, mutilating, and cannibalizing!
Milkman Dan
If you need any help, you know where to find us.
Tigger
Decapitation is what Tiggers do best!
Sifl & Olly
Sifl, you've had some mood problems, haven't you?
Sifl & Olly
Oh, you know about my mood problems.
Sifl & Olly
Like our asker, you've had some serious-ass mood problems.

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Sifl & Olly
People, this product is guaranteed to get you out your bad mood. And it tastes, just great. Precious Roy, what do you have to say about this gum, how does it work so well, and how can the people at home order some?
Precious Roy
I'm Precious Roy and I like pizza but with no anchovies!

When do we get to see those nude pictures those girls sent in?
Sifl & Olly
Precious Roy, what about your Prozac gum?
Precious Roy
Tastes like cheap tobacco!

SUCKERS!
Precious Roy
Precious Roy, Precious Roy,
Making lots of suckers out of girls and boys.

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