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The Topic: Feline enigma

RiffRaff
If I take a piece of bread and spread it with a butter substitute such as margerine, then tie it to the back of a Norwegian forest cat and throw the bread-cat cyborg entity up in the air, what side will the cat land on, if any?

Responses:
Professor Frink
Elementary chaos theory tells us that the cyborg kitty will levitate inches above the ground and beginning the spinning and the whirling and the hey hey hey it's perpetual moy-flaven!
Ian Malcolm
No it doesn't.
Ian Malcolm
Ian Malcolm
Does it?

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