How many objectivists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The Topic: Objectivist Swine
Responses:
Six.
One to invent a new form of carbon and revolutionize the American light bulb filament industry. One to discover a new method of blowing glass and revolutionize the American bulb industry. One to create a new manufacturing process and revolutionize the American light bulb assembly industry. One to invent a new variety of truck and revolutionize the American light bulb distribution industry. One to invent a new way of buying a bulb from the supermarket and revolutionize the American bulb buying industry. And finally, one to pay a Mexican to replace the damn bulb.
One to invent a new form of carbon and revolutionize the American light bulb filament industry. One to discover a new method of blowing glass and revolutionize the American bulb industry. One to create a new manufacturing process and revolutionize the American light bulb assembly industry. One to invent a new variety of truck and revolutionize the American light bulb distribution industry. One to invent a new way of buying a bulb from the supermarket and revolutionize the American bulb buying industry. And finally, one to pay a Mexican to replace the damn bulb.
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