This isn't really intended to be posted, consider this user feedback. You guys are hilarious. "And then the stamping happens, and then the screaming and the, "Damnit, this sweater is dry clean only!"". That was great. I can't believe how accurately you can portray so many different characters. Your Randal Graves and Dante Hicks are dead on too, you might as well be Kevin Smith. I hope you guys keep up the good work, you really do have something cool going here. Thanks for keeping me entertained at work.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan
I would find this comment heartwarming and gratifying. If you weren't so obviously a male.
Captain Zapp Brannigan
As it stands, I can only assume your attempt to ingratiate yourself to us is so you can muscle in on our hot hot Internet wenching action.
Xenocide
"So obviously a male"? If I weren't so "pretty much sure you're a male" that'd be some kind of compliment.
Kif Kroker
When he's wearing that uniform you find yourself actively trying to avoid noticing that he's male.