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godofchuck
Sorry, Nemesis. My mistake. Jay, there was sex in the Pern books, although not hardcore. But, shit, dude, they're books, you need to use your imagination any way you slice it. Dickriders of Pern: The Movie, that I can understand.

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Porn
I'm waiting to hear back from the director on that.
That and "Sex Club".
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#1: Do NOT talk about sex club.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#2: Sex continues until someone goes limp or taps out.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#3: Only two people involved at a time.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#4: Sex goes on as long as it has to.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#5: If this is your first night at Sex Club you will have sex.
Jay
Uh, hey, do you like need a "butt double" for this movie and shit?
Comic Book Store Guy
Ah, I believe you will find that this is my first night at Sex Club. Oh, Carmen Electra, I shall find out first hand whether your va-va-vooom is va-va-vlishious.
Carmen Electra
This is so not my first night at Sex Club. I don't have to do anyone, butterboy.
Cagney and Lacey
It's our first night!
Cagney and Lacey
Where are we?
Cagney and Lacey
I don't know!
Comic Book Store Guy
I just remembered a pressing engagement at a comic signing that is going on, um, somewhere.
Seven of Nine
I find this... Sex Club to be highly inefficient.
Seven of Nine
The Borg are able to compose Sex Clubs that are more powerful by several orders of magnitude.

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