Sorry, Nemesis. My mistake. Jay, there was sex in the Pern books, although not hardcore. But, shit, dude, they're books, you need to use your imagination any way you slice it. Dickriders of Pern: The Movie, that I can understand.
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Porn
I'm waiting to hear back from the director on that. That and "Sex Club".
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#1: Do NOT talk about sex club.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#2: Sex continues until someone goes limp or taps out.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#3: Only two people involved at a time.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#4: Sex goes on as long as it has to.
Who Is Tyler Durden?
#5: If this is your first night at Sex Club you will have sex.
Jay
Uh, hey, do you like need a "butt double" for this movie and shit?
Comic Book Store Guy
Ah, I believe you will find that this is my first night at Sex Club. Oh, Carmen Electra, I shall find out first hand whether your va-va-vooom is va-va-vlishious.
Carmen Electra
This is so not my first night at Sex Club. I don't have to do anyone, butterboy.
Cagney and Lacey
It's our first night!
Cagney and Lacey
Where are we?
Cagney and Lacey
I don't know!
Comic Book Store Guy
I just remembered a pressing engagement at a comic signing that is going on, um, somewhere.
Seven of Nine
I find this... Sex Club to be highly inefficient.
Seven of Nine
The Borg are able to compose Sex Clubs that are more powerful by several orders of magnitude.