The Topic: Wang

Weepingsore

Got Wang?

Marketing Wonks

With improved traction control, better turning radius, and and even more safety features, the 2001 Wang Trooper is tops in its class.

Marketing Wonks

And if it's sporty you're after, check out the redesigned lines on the 2001 Wang Thrust.

Weepingsore

Nah, I want real power, show me the 2001 Wang Anaconda.

Marketing Wonks

Hmmm... well there is the motorcycle model due out next year, the 2002 Wang Penetrator.

Weepingsore

Hmmm, what about that military model I heard of: the 2002 Wang Hummer?

Marketing Wonks

Well "Hummer" is already taken, so we were thinking "2002 Wang Fellator"

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