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Tigger Movie

foXXtail
I've heard that in the Tigger Movie, everyone dies horribly in the end. Is this true?

Responses:
Milkman Dan
That depends entirely on your definition of "Horribly."
Tigger
That's redickerous, Milkman Dan! In my movie, everything turns out just splendiferous in the end.
Milkman Dan
That is, of course, assuming that by "splendiferous" you mean that pooh gets turned inside out, rabbit gets all 4 feet cut off, and piglet gets shoved into a chipper-shreader.
Tigger
What else would I mean by "splendiferous", buddy?
Milkman Dan
Tigger, I had you all wrong. Let's go out and get some cold, frosty ones.
Tigger
Whoo hoo ho hoooo! Drinkin's what Tiggers do best!

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