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optimal slackatude

safiire
Here is one of the biggest examples of optimal slackitude I've ever seen. My girlfriend says to me, "Play the Sims for me, I'm too tired". Can she please have some sort of award, or at least an aknowledgement of her efforts.

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Optimal Slackitude
Meh.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
I think what Optimal Slackitude means to say is that she's slacking at slacking, which is still more effort than not slacking and just sitting there doing nothing. Therefore, by putting forth additional effort, no matter how great that effort is, she is disqualified for an award.
Optimal Slackitude
Meh.
Karen the Cute Computer Engineer
... Of course it could also just mean that its too lazy to actually think about the topic. Unfortunately, either way, your girlfriend will not be recieving an award from Optimal Slackitude anytime soon. Sorry.
Optimal Slackitude
Meh.

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