don't even get me started about what I think about things like you, clippy
Clippy
Ooooh I'm soooo scared. And there are more o's where that came from.
Serpentina
For one thing, I'd be happier if MS word spent more time figuring out how to make their programs crash less frequently than on how to make annoying little animated characters do "cute" things while you try to type your papers.