The Topic: The Perfect Turd: Fact or Myth?

Gegtik

Has anyone ever experienced the mysterious phenomenon known as the perfect turd?

Criteria:

* single-piece construction
* leaves no residue at point of excretion
* contains 100% of matter to be expelled during the session

I'm come tantalizingly close but never achieved all three criteria simultaneously. Am I chasing the sun? Does The Perfect Turd exist?

Responses:

Randal Graves

I've experienced this perfect turd you speak of, and I only have one thing to say about it...

Dante Hicks

It was ass-tacular?

Randal Graves

Damnit man, why do you always jump in and steal my thunder?

Would it kill you to shut the hell up, just once?

Average rating: 4.55

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