Girls

The Asker

I tried to ask a girl out today and she rejected me. Now I feel really bad. What did I do wrong? Are all girls mean? Why doesn't she like me? Will other girls go out with me?

Responses:

Fry

You tried to go out with a girl? Phhht, well there's your problem right there!

Hyper-kinetic Engineering Student Jordan Cochran

No, of course girls aren't all mean. I think maybe we just think differently than you do and so maybe that's problem or it could be something else, of course I really don't know you so I can't really tell, and plus I guess I'm not really the average girl so I really can't help you all that much I mean I really don't date all that much but I mean if I knew you and you were nice and I don't know if you are but you seem OK then I'd go out with you sure. I'm sorry I'm not more of a help, here I'll knit you a sweater what size are you really it's no trouble because I never sleep anyway and so maybe that will make you feel better.