Something about seeing a hobbit calling someone be-atch is just really weird.
The Topic: weird
Responses:
Hobbit? Dear sir, that detestable peck is no more a hobbit than you are!
I'm not a peck! I'm a Nelwyn!
Out of the way, peck. My business is urgent.
Not until you apologize, runt!
Runt? I'm bigger than you! And more important!
Now now, little ones. Our quest will not wait while your, ahem, tiny cute little egos clash.
Hee hee! Funny little people fighting! What amusing runtish antics!
Ahem.
Frodo, we must be leaving.
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