What about some real news?!

Senator John McCain

I just kicked major butt in the New Hampshire primary! Whoo-hoo! Nothing can stop me now! I'm the most powerful man in the world! Bow down to me everybody! Bow down to McCain!

Responses:

Conan O'Brien

Wait a minute...

Conan O'Brien

This seems awfully familiar....Are you...Are you who I think you are?

Bob Dole

I was Being John McCain.

Conan O'Brien

Oh, sir, you can't do that. That's not right. You leave the senator alone.

Bob Dole

Ah, let Dole have his fun.

Bob Dole

Dole misses the spotlight.

Dole, Dole...

Conan O'Brien

Oh, it's okay, no harm done this time. And you added some current events to the table tonight, so who am I to complain?
We are, after all, primarily a news site.

Bob Dole

Dole!

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