Askee Question

New Romantic

So why are there no Pokémon Askees on the Conversatron? Is it their limited vocabulary or are they just evil to you?

Responses:

Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

Pokémon became obsolete back in the 21st century.

Space Moose

Poke what?

Calvin

Obsolete usually implies "being replaced with something better". What could be better than Pokémon?

Old, Tired Kirk

Complacency and boring lifestyles replaced just about everything I can think of.

Old, Tired Kirk

Sex is pretty much all we have left.

Lt. Commander Data

The pervasive use of replication technology has caused so called "collectable trading card games" to become meaningless.

Squall Leonhart

No! Triple Triad too? Oh man...

Leela

That, and in the late 21st century, the technology to actually bioengineer pokémon characters led to the so-called "aPokéclypse", a period of global bloodshed that we still don't like to talk about.

"Mad" Max Rockatansky

The pocyclypse?

I think I've heard of it.

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