The rules

Dad

Ok, kids, we've been having some problems with this, so let's go over the rules of the Conversaton. Narrator can start us off.

Responses:

Narrator

First rule, you do not talk about the Conversatron.

Who Is Tyler Durden?

Second rule, you do not talk about the Conversatron

Bacon

Third rule, you don't put Conversatron material in your fucking ISP home directory
A. Being lazy is no excuse,
B. Neither is being in a hurry.

Ewan McGregor

Fourth rule, a thread goes until someone says stop or goes limp... even if he's faking it.

Bill Clinton

Fifth rule, only one asker to a thread.

Henry Rollins

Sixth rule, only one thread at a time.

Yakov Smirnoff

Seventh rule, no shirts or shoes during a thread

Porn

Oh, yeah.

Homer Simpson

Eigth rule, threads go on for as long as they have to.

John Horatio Malkovich

Christ guys, not funny anymore... This joke went too far.

Test Pattern

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