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gehenna

I just spilt with my girlfriend of 4 years. I loved her, but I couldn't live with her. What's the best way to get over her, without permanently fucking up the rest of my life?

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Lawn Gnome

That's a great story and all, but what do I look like? A counselor?

Lt. Commander Data

Ah, that reminds me of an amusing anecdote.

Lt. Commander Data

Counselor Troi fell asleep on the night watch, and Commander Riker replicated this large red hat.
He then...

Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

Data

Lt. Commander Data

Yes?

Ship's Counselor Deanna Troi

I would appreciate it if you wouldn't tell that story just now.

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