The Topic: Qualification

marielle

Hey, am I disqualified from being a "hot chick" if I want to be a boy? I'm still cute and I still have breasts. (go ahead, Duckman, do your worst!)

Brandon Teena

Want to be a boy? Well, be very, very careful.

Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding

As for being a "hot chick," did you see Brandon's alter ego at the Oscars? I'd take her case any day of the week, if you know what I mean.

Colin Mochrie

Oh, I know what you mean. I'd like to defend her position, if you know what I mean.

Karen the Cute Computer Engineer

Gah. You want to be like these two? Please, reconsider.

Assistant D.A. Dan Fielding

Oh, I'm sure I can make her consider quite a few things, if you know what I mean.

marielle

Actually, I want to be more like RuPaul. I'm a girl who wants to be a boy who wants to be a girl. Any way you slice me, my Catholic grandmother thinks I'm possessed.

Colin Mochrie

Oh, I'd like to help her exorcise the demons, if you know what I mean.

The Pope

I am afraid that I do not know what you mean.

The Pope

Regardless, I have a feeling I should take your confession right now.

Colin Mochrie

Yes, you're right. Forgive me father for I have sinned, if you know what I mean.

The Pope

I'm afraid I don't know exactly, but, nonetheless, do five "hail marys" and six "our fathers".

The Pope

If you know what I mean.

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