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The Topic: French horn

ajs
Fact: I play the French horn.
Fact: I am not gay.
Conclusion: Jay's a dickhead.

Responses:
Jay
Sounds like somebody's a little too defensive. You know what I mean, Tubby?
Silent Bob
Jay
I remember this guy from high school. Real "Ladies Man". He had all the chicks drooling over his piece. He beat up the band kids, calling them gay and shit.
Jay
Funny thing is, he works at Burger King now.
Silent Bob
Jay
Shutup! I'm getting to the point.
Jay
Anyway, he was looking to buy some ganja from me the other day, but he didn't have any cash. So, he offered to suck my dick!
Jay
Can you believe that?! Turns out he was gay all along.
Silent Bob
Jay
What?
Silent Bob
Jay
Man, quit looking at me like that. I didn't let him do it. I told him to get some fucking cash.

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