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vegetarian
I was in Maine a couple weeks ago and we stopped at this seafood place. My friend ordered lobster, I didn't. He made me try a bite and I threw up on him.

Responses:
Paul Harvey
And that friend...who got lobster thrown up on him...was Senator Joseph Lieberman, who is currently running for Vice President of the United States.

And now you know, the rest of the story.
Dante Hicks
Why, it's the supreme goddess of the Conversatron, back at long last.
Randal Graves
Now there's a girl who "can't hold her lobster", if you know what I mean.
Dante Hicks
Oh please. It was clearly psychosomatic. Nobody throws up violently after a single little bite of lobster. She obviously really wanted to throw up.
Randal Graves
I wish I could do that. Next time that cerebral palsy guy on the bus starts yammering away, BLETCH!! right in his ear.
Dante Hicks
Eeeccchh. That's nasty.
Randal Graves
War is a nasty thing.
vegetarian
yes, projectile vomitting all over a potential love interest is something I try to accomplish on every date.
Space Moose
vegetarian
oh god! I'm away for a month and the one Askee that comes out in support for me is Space Moose...

I feel sick.
The Nerds in the Audience
Again? Is it flu season where you live or something?
Rick Edlund
Vice Presidential candidate Joseph Lieberman in trist with young Alaskan vegetarian.

Plus...vomiting in public, why it's gaining more acceptance. All coming up at 10.
Karen Foss
And my special segment on how to get rid of unslightly nerds.

Stay tuned.
Professor Frink
Oh goodness! M'hey! Run for your lives!

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