cries

Cliona

Why do I live out in bumblefuck? *cries* Why are plane tickets to civilization so expensive? *cries*

Responses:

Milkman Dan

Ah, don't cry there little girl.
Here are some pretty ponies to cheer you up.

The Daring Dragoon

Please don't cry! Men can't stand it when a girl cries. They'll do anything to make it stop. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

The Daring Dragoon

Not that I'm saying you have a screechy voice or anything. Um. Anyway. I hear that many East Bublefuckians learn to live very rich and rewarding lives online.

Willow Rosenberg

If it makes you feel any better, there's some guy pumping us for info about you. Yay, a secret admirer!

Xander Harris

In this town, people asking for info on someone are usually going to use it to cast some terrible spell on them.

Willow Rosenberg

Hush.

Buffy Summers

Hey C, you should find your secret admirer and ride him till the sun comes up!

Willow Rosenberg

Hey Buffy, you seem different today. You feeling sick or something?

Buffy Summers

No way, Red. I'm 5 by 5.

Xander Harris

Yeah, something does seem different. Maybe she switched hair care products again.

Cliona

YAY! PONIES!! How did you know?? I love you, Milkman Dan!

Ted Johnson

Well, that was unexpected.

Average rating: 3.40