it seems that most of the askees are quite obsessed with chicks, despite having little or no knowledge of how they work. a prime example of this is the "chicks are wack" phenomenon. chicks may be wack, but sometimes they have actual reasons for doing things.
that said, i humbly offer myself as a bastion of knowledge re: the wackness of girls, and am willing to answer any questions you may have.
lester, i presume you're first?
Responses:
Fry
Can I go first?
Fry
I only have one question, and that is why are chicks so wack?
Leela
Do you have a real question, or am I going to have to kick your ass?
naughty
because most of them are dumb as bricks
Fry
Really? Wow, I knew we had something in common!
naughty
no, no, fry ... there's a difference ...
girls are dumb because they don't know what they want and are fickle, thus making guys' lives miserable.
boys are dumb because they just want stupid things.
Fry
You gonna get one of those new X-Stations when they come out?
naughty
::sigh:: oh, fry, there's just no hope for you, is there?
so, leela, you want to go out, make some guys fall for us, then tell them "it's just not working out"?
