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The Topic: Who's your president?

Darkiewan
So, Americans, who is the um, leader of your country? I just want to know since your all so vulnerable to invasion and anarchy and things right now.
~Canada

Responses:
Bill Clinton
Whoa, there, just because the election's a mess doesn't mean there's no president. I've got two more months baby, and I am still the commander-in-chief. Head honcho, numero-uno big cheese.
Bill Clinton
Heck, I wanna nuke someone, I got the football thing right here. Whoops, there goes Quebec! Nee-haw! So enough of this vulnerable crap.
Bill Clinton
So, world, sleep soundly tonight knowing that America is in good hands.
Bill Clinton
Speaking of good hands, where'd that new intern Amy get off to? Nee-haw! You guys are gonna miss me, admit it!
Bill Clinton
You know you love me.
Bill Clinton
That's right, who's your President, mama? Who's your President?

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