The Topic: Creepy

The Asker

Shortly after I sent my post about office temperature, it got warmer in here.

I think they are taking this internet monitoring thing too seriously, and I fear that I will be fired shortly...

What can I do to shift the blame to someone else and protect my meager income?

Morpheus

It's too late. They're already after you. You're going to have to go to the corner office, slide open the window, and crawl out onto the ledge, then scale the side of the building. We'll wait for you on the roof.

Trinity

How many more office workers are you going to get to plunge to their deaths with that little "they're after you" gag of yours?

Morpheus

Morpheus

Two, maybe three, tops.

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