I was driving down the road and I see a website advertised for a florist! A florist! What would possess someone to visit a local florist's website. And what the hell are they going to have on the site that isn't apparent by stopping in? And why would a local florist need access to the world-wide web? No one is ordering flowers from Australia or Arizona or Africa! These damn ubiquitous commercial websites are diluting the amount of pointless crap and dirty dirty porn on the web!